Yuzuki Yukari (read description)

This is Yuzuki Yukari. She's cute, isn't she?

NO, SHE IS NOT. Look at her: she's laughing. She isn't laughing with you, though: she's laughing AT you.
I can almost hear her. She must be saying: <Hee, Hee, Hee, puny human! Look at how pathetic you are!>
Well, you know what, Yukari? Fuck you! Fuck you and your smug fucking face, fuck! You think you're so 
important and cool and better than everyone, but I have more than a hundred pageviews on Deviantart!
What did you do with your life, eh? EH?

Truth is, you're nothing but a terrible person. I wish it became headcanon, how much of a terrible
person you are!